Never, ever have I seenHere's a good idea
So many butt ugly women
At a conference
Stop looking in the mirror
and wax your moustache
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Ernie Coombs 4 Ever |
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Never, ever have I seenHere's a good idea Stop looking in the mirror and wax your moustache |
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TheWestofCanada |
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Who translated you?
(You're the one one the left. I won't even get into Mr. Tighty Whitey on the righty.) |
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TS8 |
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My cat is fur-soaked.
He got caught in the rainfall. Poor soggy kitten. |
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TS8 |
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Although he is wet,
He proffers the 'petting paw'. He wants some scratchin'. |
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groinpullerredux |
my baby don't stand no foolin | ||
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when she hot
there ain't no coolin my babe true little baby my babe |
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groinpullerredux |
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if you're gonna leave me for someone new
gonna buy me a shotgun and shoot it at you i ain't lyin no use jivin i'm just your fool |
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Dame Candy Cane Riviera |
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Look the butterfly
pressed between the catalogue dead as a doornail |
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Ernie Coombs 4 Ever |
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Cat pees on my tires
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billthecat |
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don't pee in my pool
i won't swim in your toilet do well all agree? |
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billthecat |
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The planes in Spain burst quickly into flames...
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thedeepestpurplelives |
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...if you choose not to decide
you still have made a choice?
Oopsie.
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