Never, ever have I seenHere's a good idea
So many butt ugly women
At a conference
Stop looking in the mirror
and wax your moustache
Neighbourhood Haiku!
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 Ernie Coombs 4 Ever |
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Posts: 6571 (07/10/08 12:25 PM) |
Stop looking in the mirror and wax your moustache |
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TheWestofCanada |
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Posts: 2271 (07/10/08 09:06 PM) |
Who translated you?
(You're the one one the left. I won't even get into Mr. Tighty Whitey on the righty.) |
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TS8 |
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Posts: 647 (07/13/08 12:20 AM) |
My cat is fur-soaked.
He got caught in the rainfall. Poor soggy kitten. |
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TS8 |
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Posts: 648 (07/13/08 12:22 AM) |
Although he is wet,
He proffers the 'petting paw'. He wants some scratchin'. |
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groinpullerredux |
my baby don't stand no foolin | ||
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Posts: 17072 (07/13/08 10:30 AM) |
when she hot
there ain't no coolin my babe true little baby my babe |
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groinpullerredux |
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Posts: 17073 (07/13/08 10:35 AM) |
if you're gonna leave me for someone new
gonna buy me a shotgun and shoot it at you i ain't lyin no use jivin i'm just your fool |
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Dame Candy Cane Riviera |
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Posts: 679 (07/13/08 07:30 PM) |
Look the butterfly
pressed between the catalogue dead as a doornail |
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Ernie Coombs 4 Ever |
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Posts: 6591 (07/14/08 02:03 PM) |
Cat pees on my tires
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billthecat |
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Posts: 6225 (07/14/08 02:14 PM) |
don't pee in my pool
i won't swim in your toilet do well all agree? |
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billthecat |
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Posts: 6315 (08/20/08 06:42 PM) |
The planes in Spain burst quickly into flames...
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thedeepestpurplelives |
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Posts: 141 (08/20/08 07:34 PM) |
...if you choose not to decide
you still have made a choice? 
Oopsie. 
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