yup...
Shutting this place down
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Posts: 268 (09/29/09 07:37 AM) |
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Posts: 1073 (09/29/09 11:04 AM) |
To answer your questions, both here in this thread and privately: I don't know. I don't care. Fuck, I barely even check in here. I haven't posted in three weeks, and missed several more before that, and many more before that, too. So I'm not exactly up to speed on that sad site, but even *I'm* sick of the same-ol', same-ol' over there. It never changes. It never has. As far as I can tell, it's pretty much been the same, lame scenario day in, day out, for the past four freaking years. In other words... Sooey's always bitching about her job and polling posters about what to do with her life. No one ever seems to have an answer. She doesn't either, so her work week begins anew, and so does the query. Week in, week out. Sorry, Soo. I really do think you're a nice woman and a potentially good writer, but fuck, don't you ever get sick of the repetition, the solicitation, the navel-gazing me!, me!, me! me-ness? And then there's Sheena, bragging about some hurtin' business trip to a motel in Des Moines where she promptly strips down to her Underoos, shoves her big body under a bedspread, gorges on a dozen shawarmas or taquitos, maybe makes a conference call, and has a really big dump in the morning. Then she complains about her period or the price of tampons. I mean, fuck, who the hell would want to read about that? I know I wouldn't. And, yes, again, despite your fucked-up fantasies about me, Sheena, the thought of you screwing anything from a guy to a goat to a girl to a grilled cheese sandwich makes me want to hurl. For the love of Christ, look the part if you're going to play it. You look and act like a bloated, boring bag of shit, so maybe work on that. I can't even decode Vic Imm. I suppose he fancies himself as the cleverest of the bunch, since he speaks like a freaking alien with a penchant for riddles, but always ending up in the same, predictable place and sore spot, namely that of dissing pilots. I gather he a) never got his pilot's license, b) never tried for it, but most probably c) resents anyone who has one. Or maybe he couldn't score with one. I don't know. I don't care. You're boring, too, Vic. Then there is Spy. Fuck, I was the first one to come to her defense and suggest she wasn't actually retarded. Now I'm not so sure. Seems like a nice enough gal, but she's still a clueless middle-aged woman who lives at home with her Mom, can't tell a queer from a queen from a quark, and posts banal shit that never has anything to do with anything. She just makes me sad. So, I don't want to say anything too mean about her. Again, maybe I'll come back to it. Or maybe not.
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Posts: 269 (09/29/09 11:47 AM) |
decaf?...
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Marshall McClueless |
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Posts: 3464 (09/29/09 12:18 PM) |
Decaffeinated coffee tastes like ass smells, Decaffeinated cola taste like Toronto's Harbourfront smells, I dunno which is worse.
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Posts: 1075 (09/29/09 02:45 PM) |
Okay, a bit more. What the hell? It's not much of a surprise to me that these gals have been shitting all over the concept of marriage all these years, either. I guess that fits ringless-hand in glove with their so-called feminist agenda. Every single one, down to a member, is unmarried. Gee, that's such a fucking coincidence and surprise. Either they were briefly married and couldn't make it work, or were never invited in the first place. I don't know which is sadder, but I think the latter. Sooey, I've never asked this. I've never brought it up. I've even monitored potentially outing posts where others have brought it up. But I guess since I have nothing to lose at this point, I've gotta ask, too: What the fuck is with you? What the fuck is up with popping out several kids, and then not even raising them yourself? That would be fine if you felt the Dad was a wonderful role model and better parent than you would be, but how fucking fucked-up is it that you ditched them with someone you've described over and over again as a crazy-headed asshole, while you pursued your own last-chance, self-absorbed. single gal life, while sometimes collecting the kiddies on weekends, and then trying to fit their goings-on into your blog? Am I missing something? Sheena, well, again, what can we say? I've done the math, sweetheart, and your oft-repeated tale of terrifyingly leaving home for the first time on that bus doesn't exactly add up. You were in your mid-twenties, by the kindest of estimates and the most generous takes on your CV. Jesus fuck, BIG FUCKING DEAL! If you'd been sixteen, seventeen, eighteen, nineteen or even twenty, I could scrape up some respect. But leaving Winterpig and the safe, cushy ass-seats of your Mommy's second-hand couch in your twenties? Yeah, not exactly impressive, there. And you say you've pushed out two kids, too? I seriously fucking hope that's not the case, and that you're just lying again. Shit, I wouldn't wish your genes on anyone. Regardless... Both of you, though, would have splooged at the chance to marry your boyfriends, I'm positve. I'll have to assume they never asked, which is why you are so soured on the institution. Maybe you should have asked them? Then again, I'm sure it would have been too hard on your egos when they inevitably said 'no thank you'. Fuck, I wouldn't blame them. |
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Ernie Coombs 4 Ever |
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Posts: 7364 (09/29/09 03:57 PM) |
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tikiliberationfront |
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Posts: 7155 (09/29/09 04:24 PM) Member |
mmmmm....baaaaaacon........
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Someone who is Not Stone |
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Posts: 112 (09/29/09 05:11 PM) |
You can't shut this place down!
Where else am I supposed to have my periodical 5 month meltdown?! 
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Ernie Coombs 4 Ever |
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Posts: 7367 (09/29/09 05:15 PM) |
Most people do it around the family dinner table at xmas and easter (and occassionally thanksgiving)
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Someone who is Not Stone |
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Posts: 113 (09/29/09 05:53 PM) |
Marsh,
Women who drink alot of coffee take really smelly poops. I'd never walk into a bathroom after Sheena had just used it. Probably why none of her potential suitors never married her... |
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Posts: 7156 (09/29/09 06:04 PM) Member |
I imagine there are other, more compelling, reasons.
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Someone who is Not Stone |
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Posts: 114 (09/29/09 06:07 PM) |
I was trying to leave out the part about her being "a c*nt from Hell" and simply blaming it on her body odour.
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Ernie Coombs 4 Ever |
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Posts: 7370 (09/29/09 06:13 PM) |
If her farts smelled like donuts she'd attract men like crazy
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Posts: 115 (09/29/09 06:15 PM) |
The fact that Sooey even associates herself with that half man/half pig brings her own sense of judgement into question IMO.
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Posts: 17578 (09/29/09 08:38 PM) |
it just went on and on and on...the vilest jets of malice one squirt after another....jesus....cunts and do-nuts and odoriferous dumps and bleeding quims with
a fistful of tim horton serviettes to mop up the gobbets of blood and smegmaceous curds....
i hope everyone is quite relaxed now after venting so thoroughly ..... okay....now i want everyone to break up into small groups to discuss what we've just witnessed and discuss exactly what we can do to CHANGE THINGS FOR THE BETTER.... |
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Posts: 6332 (09/29/09 11:37 PM) |
How do you know so much about ass smells Clueless? Are you the Gore Vidal of Sooeys?
And hey TS...how come you beat around the bush(heh heh...I said bush, Beavis)...so much when you talk about that other board..why not say what you really think? 
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Marshall McClueless |
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Posts: 3466 (09/30/09 09:49 AM) |
News Flash for Bingo! Women have asses!
You're just too scared and too square to turn one over and check. Always with the boobs Mister Scaredy Cat and nothing butt. It's like picking on the pecans in a tart and leaving the rest. Like licking the foam off a beer and leaving the rest. I can see why, however... considering the nasty assed hos you go out with. All my bitches had bums that smelled like flowers.  
Oh yeah and unlike you I've done my part for humanity, I've changed a few baby's diapers. They should give out Purple Hearts for that shit. You'd never change a baby's nappy would ya, ya selfish rat? Mommy changed yours and some poor big breasted nurse will be changing them again in the old folks home some day, but you get off scott free. Ya rat. |
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Posts: 91 (09/30/09 11:58 PM) |
...testing to see if TS8 has closed it. She seemed awfully cranky.
Last Edited By: idler redux
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Posts: 6333 (10/01/09 12:23 AM) |
sounds like Clueless has some anger issues...and some ass issues..
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Posts: 2060 (10/01/09 02:38 AM) |
...testing to see if TS8 has closed it. She seemed awfully cranky.
Why would she be cranky? She is the only she that has a husband. AND.... If anyone is going to shut a fucking site down it will be me. |
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