tequilasheila8: "Does it feel like you swallowed crackers laced with barbed wire? Are you somehow burning and freezing at the same time? Does it feel like someone shoved oven mitts up your sinus cavities? Are you oozing, but not in a good way? Does it take all of your possible energy and vital liquids to lick a stamp? Do you feel like a Zamboni ran over your head, and then doubled back to run over your torso?"

"If you ask me - it sounds like hemorrhoids!"