pleased to make yer acquaintance.

but seriously folks...ley me lay a little mencken on you....this phenom is old as arkansas itselfen.

'.....where the bilge of idealism ran in the veins and Baptist preachers dammed the brooks with the sanctified, and men gathered who were weary and heavy laden, and their wives who were full of Peruna and FECUND AS THE SHAD(alosa sappidissima).'