..talking about quitting smoking(i'm getting WRINKLES ALREADY!)...one(nigel) says.."i'm on the patch you know bruce.".....the other shreiks..shrieks?...okay howsabout squeals?..anyway says " well so am i ducky" and pulls one out of his pocket ..drops his knickers and slaps it on his 'appurtenance'.

the other one says..."oh bruce you great hairy bear of a darling..THAT isn't where it goes."

bruce says.."it CERTAINLY IS you bitchy old queen...i'm down to just 4 butts a day."


4 butts a day !...geddit!...i'm down to just 4 butts a day !.....................butts you see..it's a play on whirds you see......ah fuckit..fergetit..