number 1 you bastard...i have 10,000 dollars of caps veneers crowns gold AND porcelain in my head.

number 2 you swine...i am neurotic about personal hygiene(here, sniff this you cunt!).

number 3 you oafish git...i am notorious for pissing it against the wall...when allardyce merriwether groinpuller drinks, EVERYBODY drinks....and as for overimbibing...well, it's not MY fault i was born two measures below par....it's a genetic thimg.