It was coming up to Morriss 80th birthday and his family didn't know what to buy him - he was a man who really had everything. After much discussion, they decided to hire a strip-o-gram. He had a good sense of humour and they thought he would enjoy the joke.
On the morning of his birthday, the doorbell rang. Morris opened the door and there stood a beautiful redhead wearing only black gloves and thigh-length boots.
"Happy Birthday Morris," she said. "Do you know why Im here?"
"No," said Morris.
"Well, I've come here to give you super sex," she said provocatively.
Just for a brief moment, Morris looked a bit confused, but then said, "Youve given me a difficult decision to make - what kind of soup is it?"