In Hogtown you say? I thought I had seen Her Royal Stalkiness on the Pauper rooftop patio a while back, and this confirms it. She leered at me, and I was powerful scared. Now I know how Jane Goodall must have felt out there alone in the Gombe.

RM was smaller, and her backside considerably larger, than one would imagine from seeing her on tv. I predict a long, tragic decent to corpulence - Kirstie Alley style.