Future TorCzar headlines:

"Provocative Bin Laden Blames Estonians In Taped Statement."

"Controversial Saddam Throws Feces At Judge"

"Peppery Milosevic Derides 'Bosnian-Croat Cabal' At World Court"

"Innovative Chavez Slaughters Maracaibo Intelligentsia"

"Thoughtful Ahmadinejad Claims Spanish Inquisition Was A Hoax"

"Studious Assad Claims Lebanon, Cleveland, Ottawa All Part of 'Greater Syria'"