unfortunately, mermaid and her sock puppets printcess and turddd, have the effect of dragging down the level of discourse to caca-poopoo/yougottatinywiener/well-yer-meatcurtains-smell-bad.
can't say i'm thrilled about it, but i'm certainly not surprised.
at any rate, getting to the heart of the matter, it's more than enough to say:
a. i don't for a second believe you're in any sort of substantive discussions with the braintrust at the putz. this is most likely a lie, as is your assertion to banquo that i am the creator of mediadirt. actually, the latter is certainly a lie. another likely lie you told banquo was the kneeslapper about how you needed his advice on whether to accept the job offer from the globe(!) or the star(!!).
b. even if you were in some sort of discussions with the putz, the only advice i'd be giving would be to the desk, warning them of all the lies and damned lies you are inclined to tell.
c. you can continue to delude yourself into thinking you're going to make your mark on the canadian journalistic firmament, such as it is.
you may indeed do so, but it'll only be skid mark.