Keepin Ma Fukkin Optionz Open
By: Jahhhny Mmmmkay
*Any reezzzemblance to fukkerz living or fukked iz coindental*

I better blow some smoke up Connie's asz just in case he gits out early or something and decides to employ peeps again. I wanna be first in feckin line so I'm not first in da unemployment line coz this paper I rite for now is FUKKED yo. Fuck I hope he notices my aszkissing.

CONRAD LOOKIT ME I AM BE FIRST!!!! LITTLE JAHHHNNY FIRST!!!!!!!!

He was convicted of serious feloneez but *I* haven't convicted him and that's all that matterz. Da stoopid jurry don't understand us elites and prolly even git their coffee at Dunkin Donuts so fukkkit.

But da next time a politician who is a libtard gits accused of something by someone wiff real flimzy evidence, we will ruin their livez and if they dont git convicted by a real court of anything oh well too bad who carez.

Now my mammy will lick da Con-radasz tomorrow. GIT ONNIT MAMMY!!!!

mymouthiz@conradblackspeepee.com