first he develops Perrone's syndrome where your johnson bar becomes banana shaped(true..too too true...it's named after louis xiv's physician...believe me i couldn't make this shit up if i tried)then he develops prostate problems....and now a titch of psoriasis......

...........and i'd see him wince in pain some days but bear it so bravely and i just couldn't help but buy them firkin biscuits............and fyi yesterday i was given a tin of Heinz' microwaveable sticky toffee sponge pudding...and believe me has a fucking jones for english pudding cake crap...which i shall drop off for him...THAT'S how noble i are.