my boys strong and straight of limb... blue eyed eagles...nature's gentlemen...bigod, when i think on what i have bequeathed this sorry confused terraqueous ball...what i've provided to set it right and aid it reassume it's proper orbit then i am sure one day a statue will be erected to honour my memory.

at the pediment will be incised and covered in gold leaf...

"groinpuller, his noble sperm hath saved us from utter ruin...to Him we owe everything we own today..let us bless his memory forever"

i suppose it's appropriate i thank future generations now...and so i do....