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TORONTO (CP) - Conrad Black says writing a more than 1,000-page book about Richard Nixon was a "tremendous diversion" in the lead up to his current fraud trial in Chicago.


Some people write books...others engage in onan to deal with stressful situations....

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Jurors were also told Sylvesters hired at least one prostitute during his life, and was an excessive masturbator. He admitted masturbating on the side of a road about 15 minutes after dumping Rosss body in a field near the town of Manilla but told police he did so to relieve tension, something Dr. Ben-Aron agreed would have stopped a panic attack.