China is a perfect commie country because they make wonderful things like my brand new Gap jeans which i love because they have strategically-placed pockets which hug my butt just so giving me that bubblicious booty effect but what does Cuba make except for sinful things like rum and cigars? Who can do trade with that? But isn't it nice how big corporations can go to China and invest and create jobs and get stuff made there nice and cheap so that when I go to Wal-Mart which is the greatest American ambassadorial institution in the whole wide world ever since McDonald's I can save a pretty penny and get all my Christmas shopping under budget? Wal-Mart and Burger King are liberating the Chinese from under the yoke of communism and giving them the good old Yankee dollar and freedoms and they did it all without even starting a war like they had to because of Saddam being a brutal vicious dictator and all.
Those Chinese are very industrious people but Cubans only know how to sing and dance like Ricki Ricardo and the Hasta La Vista Social Club so I think China is great.
It also makes the cutest little baby girls which are very popular here in Toronto where lots of people have gone to China to buy them.
That's why China is the best and there they don't put people into boats and push them off into the Bermuda Triangle no sir. They let their people free to do whatever they want and even work for American companies so that we can become one big happy globalized world with peace on earth and goodwill industries to men.
Of course they dress pretty bad in China.