...it says that i am a rampantly virile hetero who appreciates the finer things in life...that i have arrived at a rarefied level of enjoyment of the finer things in life...in short it shouts out that i am a better person, a superiour being to those soiled untermensches crawling about underfoot...those disgustingly shabbily dressed moles and lemmings impeding my speedy progress from terribly important meeting to another....