i don't have their fuggin' "primo" service, so look it up if you want to follow the inevitable arc.

By JEANNE BEKER
Saturday, December 11, 2004, Page L4

Don't you just hate it when you get into one of those rare, fabulous mindsets where you think you're looking great, only to have a zit suddenly appear on some inconvenient place like your nose? I always think of it as God's way of telling me that I'm not that hot.