Well, it's 9:23am, and I'm here yet again. Idler, I feel exactly the same way. Bitz, I assure you that Kevin does not want to eat Liza. No one does. And her loud cackling, going out over our news of death and destruction, is particularly annoying this morning.

Last night, said anchor, who shall remain nameless, was trashed. Stinkin'. Seems Hurlbut took the Pulse people out for drinks. Not us 24 slobs, only the Gemini Award Winning Geniuses. Then he called in to say that the female producer for the eleven would not be returning, and mandated who would fill in. Another female anchor was also a no-show. The anchor who read at 10pm, drunk, only did so because there literally was no one else.

It was amusing for us, watching her swaying in her chair, slur some words, and pick up a good 7-10 seconds on each script.
Yes I've been drinking gasoline, MO-THER!!
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