about horses.....and that thing around their nose and lips...whatchacallit a muzzle is it?...that area you know...and how soft it is...really really soft isn't it....and you can push your finger waaay in there..if you had a mind to.......and then the comparisons starting flowing..as i knew they would. they always do don't they....finally came the comparisons to SJP....and HER 'muzzle'......how soft it might be...certainly not soft like dobbin's but soft nonetheless.......fyi a cow's 'muzzle' is much rubberier somehow....and cows have much prettier eyelashs fersure.....both of 'em'll kick you though...but a horse REALLY gets into a kick....he really puts some english into it he does.....that's not to say a cow can't hurt you with HER kick of course....hmmmph!...can't ever remember a cow trying to bite me...plenty of horses oh yes indeed....both horses AND steers'll try to crush you in a stall though...mebbe a cow might...i dunno...never been in a stall with one cow....or the bull...NOBODY went into the bull's stall(not even brad pitt would do it for a million dollars in a movie)...when you needed 'bully' you'd attach a rope through his manger to the big snot covered brass ring in his nose and lead him out all chest and head and pecker he was...lean and mean the rest of him.