Sarah Jessica Parker is good in sprints but suspect past a mile... she definitely can't get two turns. The horsefaceitude may correlate to some extent with her being half-Jewish, though she lacks the (ahem) amplitude of the true Yiddishe maidel. She has great legs, but in low-cut outfits she looks decidedly anemic, even saggy. But I certainly wouldn't kick her out of bed, and no one else here would, either.

Some trainer once told me, btw, that hosses calm down if you breathe softly into their nostrils. I have done this and found it to be true in the main, though some racehorses (used to be worse with those from Oz and NZ) are so nutty you can barely get near them.