A guy I once met (Helmuth Baxbaum) (Famous(i hired a) Murderer from London Ontario)

He was an old rich guy (owned several nursing homes) who took his sons to Buffalo where he was to meet a whore. He was doing Cocaine and stopped at a Chinese Food restaurant in Niagara Falls.
He took the stainless steel ---three dished condiment array from the table --- into the bathroom and ejaculated into the plum sauce.

He returned to the table and watched everyone dip in.